The following is a conversation between two fictional
characters about a fictional date in a fictional town. All names are fictional and bear no
resemblance to anyone fictional or non-fictional... in fact, I’m not sure where
the names came from.....
Jessica: “What did you do on the weekend?”
Penny: “Not much, went on a date.”
Jessica: “Oooh, how did it go?”
Penny: “Really great.
We had a lot of fun.”
Jessica: “Lunch?
Dinner?”
Penny: “Lunch”
Jessica: “What did you have?”
Penny: “I had a thai dish and he had a steak”
Jessica: “and how did you get along?”
Penny: “He’s so easy to talk with even though sometimes a bit
hard to hear”
Jessica: “why was that?
Did he whisper?”
Penny: “no silly. The
signal was fading out and in”
Jessica: “Huh?”
Penny: “when we called each other!”
Jessica: “WTF? Why were you CALLING each other?”
Penny “WELL, he wanted STEAK and I wanted THAI. So we ate in
different places silly!”
Jessica: “You were HAPPY with this????”
Penny: “Yeah sure. I
just had to have thai! Next time we are
going to try and find a place that does thai AND steak.”
Jessica: “So did you meet him or did he pick you up?”
Penny:” He picked me up at home. Kinda romantic actually”
Jessica: “Well, how the f@#k did you get home then??”
Penny:” We met back at his car and he drove me home. I’m not stupid!”
Jessica: “So did you get a chance to communicate a little
better during the car trip home?”
Penny:”Well, I tried but he kept telling me that he couldn’t
answer text messages whilst driving.
Something about crashing the car, cops... I dunno”
Jessica: “I give up” (smacks head with hand)
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